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09/04/2010
Proving to be the consummate Republican, Arizona governor Jan
Brewer admits she only debated her opponent to filch $1.7 million
in public campaign funds from taxpayers
One year later, we still don't know whether or not Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young
girl in 1990
"Let me be clear about one thing. We are not seeking a junior
partnership with the Republican Party, but rather a hostile
takeover of it"
"Officers’ safety comes first, and not infringing on people’s
rights comes second"
"Contrary to predictions from city officials..." Red light camera
FAIL
Buying child pornography online at work will get you into
trouble...unless you work
at the Pentagon
09/03/2010
You see, education is bad because the more educated
people are, the less books Glenn Beck can sell, and fewer people will
believe he's a prophet of profit
"I'm almost giddy thinking about a government
shutdown next year. I cannot wait!" Be careful what you wish for,
teabaggers
Side effects may include giggling, the munchies, bloodshot eyes,
drowsiness, a heightened
appreciation for Pink Floyd, and dry mouth
Small-town cop can't tell the difference between a baggie
of cocaine and a baggie of grandma's ashes
Apparently it's now a good idea to buy
a home you actually live in. Who knew?
Yet another failed free market capitalist blames
regulators for his free market failures
09/02/2010
"The people who have worked for her - they’re broken,
used, stepped on, down in the dust." Bad politician, bad mother,
bad temper, bad tipper
This just in: Laying off lazy workers increases company profits and CEO
salaries
Stethoscopes will soon be replaced by a free
iPhone app. Who needs doctors when there's the iPhone?
Another jackass
billionaire maintains a healthy sense of perspective when it comes
to Obama and taxes
Back when I was a kid, all we had were coal-burning
social networking sites. And WE LIKED IT
FYI: the secret
Muslims in the west wing want to ban Christmas ornaments in the
White House
09/01/2010
Arizona,
Idaho, Indiana, Louisiana, Michigan, Nebraska and Nevada claim the
recent health care reform legislation is unconstitutional. Taking subsidies
that come from the new law is not
"Not only will America's recovery take at least seven lean years but when
another meltdown does occur our leaders will miss it again"
Feds bust into house and hold a
family at gunpoint looking for someone already sitting in jail.
Liberty!
Despite having the lowest federal tax burden in years, teabagger making
$100,000 per year says high
taxes are preventing him from buying a house
Perhaps Lebron James was on to something: The 10
worst cities in America to live in
Who do you cheer for in a Tea
Partier vs. Homeowners Association fight?
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