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09/03/2010
You see, education is bad because the more educated
people are, the less books Glenn Beck can sell, and fewer people will
believe he's a prophet of profit
"I'm almost giddy thinking about a government
shutdown next year. I cannot wait!" Be careful what you wish for,
teabaggers
Side effects may include giggling, the munchies, bloodshot eyes,
drowsiness, a heightened
appreciation for Pink Floyd, and dry mouth
Small-town cop can't tell the difference between a baggie
of cocaine and a baggie of grandma's ashes
Apparently it's now a good idea to buy
a home you actually live in. Who knew?
Yet another failed free market capitalist blames
regulators for his free market failures
09/02/2010
"The people who have worked for her - they’re broken,
used, stepped on, down in the dust." Bad politician, bad mother,
bad temper, bad tipper
This just in: Laying off lazy workers increases company profits and CEO
salaries
Stethoscopes will soon be replaced by a free
iPhone app. Who needs doctors when there's the iPhone?
Another jackass
billionaire maintains a healthy sense of perspective when it comes
to Obama and taxes
Back when I was a kid, all we had were coal-burning
social networking sites. And WE LIKED IT
FYI: the secret
Muslims in the west wing want to ban Christmas ornaments in the
White House
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